Bonsai Madness Continued

I present...the bonsai that will never need watering, trimming or even sunshine! Actually its a stamp in the likeness of a bonsai...Wouldn't it be a little freaky if real bonsai had eyes and features like this? I recently developed an unhealthy adoration of anything bonsai. It must be that real simple but oh so calm and soothing designs I see in books.